Homeschooling Your Toddler: A Very Precise Schedule For Success!

Jonah Hall
3 min readApr 6, 2020

5:52 AM
Ignore the noise coming from your toddler’s room.

6:13 AM
Ignore the sounds of canine whimpers coming from inside your bedroom.

6:25 AM
Collect your toddler, then bring your toddler to the kitchen. Let the dogs out. Feed the dogs. Give the toddler water and yogurt. Let your dogs poop if they so desire after eating.

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Jonah Hall

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