How to Avoid a Mid-Life Crisis

Jonah Hall
4 min readMay 11, 2023
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In order to avoid a mid-life crisis, try not to live more than forty years. Starting around third grade, you may experience a minor crisis at some point throughout every school year. Many of these will occur naturally. If needed, manufacture a minor crisis on occasion. For example, you may need to encourage someone you like not to reciprocate, or ask someone you are dating to break up with you. You might have to ask a close friend to…

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Jonah Hall

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