In All Likelihood: An Unscientific Assessment of Consciousness

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1 in 1,500* people who walk on a city sidewalk for more than 30 minutes any given day will step in dog poop (38% of these people will say “Shit!” when this happens).

1 in 850* people who go to the supermarket will forget where they left their shopping cart, give up, and go home.