In NBA News (Mid-November Edition)

LeBron James To Return ‘Soon’ From Abdomen Strain (Russell Westbrook is Mildly Disappointed)

Luke Walton’s Job Could Be In Danger If Kings Continue To Struggle (Luke Walton’s Job Has Never Not Been in Danger)

NBA In Advanced Stages Of Investigation On Tampering In Lonzo Ball, Kyle Lowry Deals (Tampering Is Inevitable, Unless You Get Giant Tamper-Proof Bottles and Keep the Players Inside Them)

Brad Stevens On Jaylen Brown Trade Rumors: Nothing Doing (Acknowledges Clickbait Speculation Wins Out Over Reality)

Anthony Davis: We’re Not A Championship Team Right Now (Have to Secure a Top 6 Playoff Seed First; Maybe Title Talk Is a Reach)

Stephen Curry Passes Ray Allen For Most All-Time Made Three-Pointers (Only Ray Allen and Reggie Miller Will Remain In Top 10 by 2030).

NBA Wants Players To Receive COVID-19 Booster ‘As Soon As Possible’ (Marketing it A Basketball Booster!)

Joe Lacob On Andrew Wiggins Trade: Maybe The Greatest Deal We’ve Ever Done (Lacob Never Afraid of Self-Promotion!)

Rich Paul: 76ers Have Exacerbated Mental Health Issues For Ben Simmons (Exacerbated the Mental Health Issues of Many Fans, Too!)

Tom Thibodeau On Benching Starters: We’ve Gotta Figure It Out (Will Schedule Meeting With Assistants, Will Number Players 1–12 and Each Coach Will Roll Pair of Dice 10 times. Players with Highest Number of Dice Rolls Will Get the Most Minutes)