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You’re So Weird — A Rebelle Harmony Roast

Jonah Hall
2 min readJan 9, 2025

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photo via Unsplash Syd Wachs

Speaker 1 (00:00)

You are so weird.

Speaker 2 (00:02)

I’m not weird. You’re weird.

Speaker 1 (00:03)

No, no, you are weird. Mr. Poo poo Poo.

Speaker 2 (00:07)

I’m not weird. You’re weird.

Speaker 1 (00:09)

Hi, Mr. Poo poo pam.

Speaker 2 (00:11)

You’re so weird that I don’t even know how weird it can get, but you got further. Even weirder.

Speaker 1 (00:19)

Hey, you got a crazy mind and I’ll slap your butt.

Speaker 2 (00:23)

You’re so weird. Hey, you’re so weird that you make sounds that nobody can hear except aliens from outer Space.

Speaker 3 (00:42)

What!?!

Speaker 2 (00:44)

You’re so weird that even strange creatures like sloths walk away.

Speaker 3 (00:52)

Oh!

Speaker 2 (00:53)

Oh, you’re so weird that strange creatures slowly walk away when they see you.

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Jonah Hall
Jonah Hall

Written by Jonah Hall

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